So I heard a wild and completely unfounded, baseless rumour yesterday and it got my juices flowing. I was positively chomping at the bit that the mere possibility of this rumour, this result of Chinese whispers, were true.
I heard that Digby Ioane is home sick in France and might be trying to find a way back home soon.
If, and I am saying "IF", this is true, I would be happy as a pig in crap to welcome Digby back with arms wide open. I mean sure, with the backline the way it is, Digby wouldn't be guaranteed his spot immediately.
But he should be.
And let me tell you why: it's not because of his speed or his power or his all-round natural ability.
It's because we haven't had a decent breakdancer since he left.
If Digby were to return would you be happy to greet him back into the fold at the Reds or consign him to the scumbag?